Let's Do anal sex?

Question: Let's Do anal sex?

Response of the Church of St. Priapus Phallus: Sure, but only protect themselves mandatory use of condoms. Anal penetration is considered the Church of the Phallus as an act of exorcism of the human body and is usually practiced in order to punish the person for having committed a misdemeanor or crime. Because anal penetration should not be indulging the devil, but his exile, it must always be violent. Gay anal rape from the perspective of the Church of the Phallus is a boon, but secular law regards it as a crime against sexual inviolability and sexual freedom of the individual. Therefore, a homosexualist, if he wants to be cured of his desire, is obliged to give over to make the act of penetration to any and everyone, without any restrictions, so that the entrance to the underworld (his anus) burns with hell fire of suffering experienced by a homosexualist. Our goal is to ensure that gomosekusalist afraid of anal sex, but did not desire it. Unprotected anal sex is a sacrilege and desecration of our God Phallus, therefore, is strictly prohibited and punishable by disease.