Sexual practices in the Church of Saint Priapus' Phallus

Phallus - the God of Life.
Masturbate (wank, etc.) - to pray to God Phallus.
Suck penis (do fellatio) - to worship of Phallus as the God.
Drink (eat, swallow) sperm - to partake to God Phallus.
Vagina - the altar of Life.
Vaginal penetration - the ritual sacrifice seed at the altar of Life.
Sperm - holy (live) water, the blood of the God Phallus.
Penis - the God Phallus body.
Urine - water that washing away sins.
Sexshop (intim shop, etc.) - a phallic church shop.
Materials and items of a pornographic nature - materials, objects of religious worship of God Phallus.

Satan - the god of Death, alias the Lord God among the Christians, etc.
Anus - the altar of Death, the gates of the underworld.
Anal penetration - the ritual of exorcism.
Lick anus (rimming do) - to call the Devil.
Faeces (feces) - dead water, the blood of the Devil.
Eat feces - to worship the devil.
Intestinal gas - the breath of the Devil.
Condom - a protective tool against the Devil in anal penetration. Using a condom during vaginal penetration, fellatio angers God.
Abortion - murder.