Thursday, May 19, 2011

Let's Do anal sex?

Question: Let's Do anal sex?

Response of the Church of St. Priapus Phallus: Sure, but only protect themselves mandatory use of condoms. Anal penetration is considered the Church of the Phallus as an act of exorcism of the human body and is usually practiced in order to punish the person for having committed a misdemeanor or crime. Because anal penetration should not be indulging the devil, but his exile, it must always be violent. Gay anal rape from the perspective of the Church of the Phallus is a boon, but secular law regards it as a crime against sexual inviolability and sexual freedom of the individual. Therefore, a homosexualist, if he wants to be cured of his desire, is obliged to give over to make the act of penetration to any and everyone, without any restrictions, so that the entrance to the underworld (his anus) burns with hell fire of suffering experienced by a homosexualist. Our goal is to ensure that gomosekusalist afraid of anal sex, but did not desire it. Unprotected anal sex is a sacrilege and desecration of our God Phallus, therefore, is strictly prohibited and punishable by disease.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

PGM said...

Here is something I wrote years ago and I keep it in my worship notes.
>> As I pondered “who am I”, I remember that for many years, I’ve continually asked myself, why do I sooo desire Cock? Why do I sooo love to masturbate? Why do I love male nudity and to constantly gaze upon Cock flesh? Why is it, that when I gaze upon a Cock, there becomes an uncontrolled magnetic force, which draws me closer and closer, filling me with Lust, to where my every thought becomes captivated in complete meditation to Cock? Why do I so love to groom and manicure cocks, balls and ass, and to then adorn then with fine jewelry? Why do I so enjoy toys which enhance Cock pleasures? Why do I so love the taste, the smell, the feeling and the texture of hot gourmet cum? Why does my every thought, my soul, my being; become one with my God and lover, when I lovingly and thoroughly consume every drop of cum; from the Cock He has so graciously given me to worship? And why do I consider my most intimate spiritual moments, to be when I perform this act of worship, followed with wet and passionate cum swapping? And, now I ask myself, is it not very normal, honorable, good and holy, to desire formalized worship Cock, with other enlightened men, within Phalli’s Temple; within a church I can call home? Why do I so desire and fanaticize about being with 10, 20 or more enlightened men, all whom have given their heart and souls to devoted Cock worship? Why do I fanaticize about watching the congregation of brothers fill the Sacred Challis with the Lord’s holy sacred seed; to have the High Priest bless it, to stir it with his Cock, and to then share it, with everyone, in Holy Communion? Why do I have all these feelings? Why? Because, my God is Lord Phallus! He is the living spirit which fills and overflows my soul with the joyful lust for Cock! This is who I am! I love and worship Phallus! I love and worship the manifestation of Him, the Cock of earthly God-Men. I love and worship the life giving nectar which my loving God so graciously gives to me to enjoy. It’s not that I’m gay, it’s not that I’m totally addicted to Cock. It’s not that I totally love gay men, gay porn and gay erotica; but rather my spirit longs to be filled and overflowing with the spirit of the living Lord Cock; the Holy Spirit of this universe. Cock is what drives me, it’s what provides the most pleasure in my life, it’s my new found religion, and it’s my form of earthly worship!

The Church of Saint Priapus Phallus blessing of the fathers

Anonymous said...
happened to me twice with my dad when i was younger, i was 19-20. Sucked his cock a few times. Didnt happen since :\ kinda liked it. Maybe i'll ask him again sometime. i'm 32 now.

he even told me he used to suck his dad with his brother when he was my age... crazy stuff. Seems more common than I thought. I'm extremely close to him since then, damn that stupid morality and common sense religion imposed us...ugh

2nd Anonymous said...
To worship at the altar of the father. Our Father. The cock that spawned us into this world. To suck on Dadddy's cock! In ultimate Worship of the Lord God Phallus! Yes, of this twisted pleasure I am willing to receive and to sacrafice. Hail Cock, Brothers!

3d Anonymous said...
I was taught to love my cock and those of others by my father...He's the one who showed me this blog in the first place : )
we share a bond few can claim to have.
sucking the penis that created you is the ultimate experience in worship

4th Anonymous said...
Families should worship Lord God Cock together. Father leading and teaching the son. Passed from one generation to the next. Hail God Cock!

John said...
I'd love to learn more about Cock worship n also introduce my son to it.

5th Anonymous said...
Praise Cock, our God, who reigns forever between the legs of men! I love, adore and worship Cock. My father died when I was young so I never had the opportunity to worship between his legs. I wish I could have been introduced to Cock sucking by my father, sucked the Cock that created me and swallowed his seed. For those of you who have had that relationship with your dads, you have been truly blessed. I am really happy for you. Anything that you can share about Cock worship in your families, I would love for you to share. I can live vicariously! Thank you! Praise Cock!

PGM said...

I went to a bathhouse last weekend, for the very first time, and stayed over 12 hours. It was ‘Steamworks’ located in Berkley, CA. The presence of my God was overwhelming. What an amazing spiritual experience! What a beautiful way to worship! His spirit filled and consumed my soul. How beautiful it was to be with my God and with fellow believers, everyone a believer, enthusiastically engaged in Cock Worship. I know this was so pleasing to my God!

I touched and fondled at least 50 cocks, masturbated at least 30, suckled around 20, and then consumed the manhood of 8 loving brothers (from the few I knew and trusted). However, I was so very disappointed and spiritually troubled to see the amount of my Lord’s beautiful Holy Seed, discarded as trash, solely due to the fear of HIV. I can only imagine how beautiful our worship could have been, if there were a vaccine in place today. Imagine how wonderful it could be, if everyone’s Holy and Sacred Seed was free from diseases. Imagine how wonderful it would be, if everyone observed the fact: My gift to you is Holy, so I command you to treat it Holy! Imagine the joy and excitement of watching men freely suckle cocks and to then to study how beautiful and elegant our Lord delivers His gift to us. How beautiful it is to see a brother explode with joy, as his life juices enters another’s soul. How beautiful it is to watch and to study how a man eagerly devours the pulsating and overflowing jets of Holy Sacred Manna; to then carefully analyze how he slowly and lovingly cleans every small trickle of our Lord’s warm white gravy from the donor’s cock. How wonderful and blessed we are to receive His amazing gift, a free gift to those who lovingly please Him. A gift from heaven above! I think I’ll ‘run’ back to that bathhouse and suck every cock there, the very day they find a vaccination!

Readers and fellow Brothers, those who worship my Lord and my God, you ‘MUST’ locate and worship at a bathhouse near you! I can not believe the spirits felt, the reverence for cock observed, the oneness found, and the overwhelming joys obtained, while being totally immersed in the presence of other devoted Cock Worshipers. In addition, please suport a cure to HIV. Please support funding for this cure. My spirit yearns for the day I can ‘freely’ enjoy and bath in His Holy Sacred Cum. My spirit yearns to have men lined up on deck, primed and ready to unload; with me on the walkway below, my face, mouth and body, ready to receive, one after another, until I’m completely filled and bathed in His Holy Sacred Cum. This is my heart’s desire; this is His will for me, this is what brings me real joy and meaning in life, this is my hope for the future! Praise Lord Cock! I live to please you, to serve you, and to enjoy you forever! Praise Lord Cock! My eternal soul is yours. I am your humble servant. Consecrated me, give me a purer and more righteous heart, deliver me unto a complete phallic consciousness, and bath me in your holy sacred cum.